Thursday, December 01, 2005

Pete's Stalker Ex Goes Cuckoo for Coco-Christ!

Wow, get a load of this diatribe. Apparently Pete's stalker ex-girlfriend, a.k.a. PEG, is a few Twinkies short of a Ladmo Bag.

The tall, top-hatted Ladmo knew something PEG doesn't: that brevity is the soul of wit. Maybe PEG misinterpreted this lesson as "banality is the soul of shit," because her post reads less as satire than as blatant Christian allegory. With pee-pee jokes.

Even Boffo the Clown avoided pee-pee jokes.